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The McGangBangThe year is… 2009? 2010? The specific date has been lost to the mists of time as too, I suppose, have the details that made this moment…Mar 23, 2018Mar 23, 2018
Winter Games Episode One: Chris Harrison Removes His Beard Mid-EpisodeBonjour, Hola, Gutentag, and goddamn. Bachelor Nation is back! I’ll be real…. Arie’s season was kind of-Feb 14, 2018Feb 14, 2018